Discover how my Emails with Attitude can
Transform Your Email List into
a Red-Hot Money Printer…

… by forging unbreakable trust,
converting readers into rabid buyers,
and catapulting your revenue-per-subscriber to new highs!

When you hire me to write your emails…

You’ll be saying "YES" to turning your email list into a loyal tribe of super-fans who buy from you like clockwork…

With personality-packed emails that entertain, educate, and excite...

Your subscribers will be counting down the hours until they hear from you again.

Are We a Match?
Here's Who I Can Help Crush It:

  • Businesses and entrepreneurs selling info products, services or physical products.
  • You MUST already have an email list. (This one’s a given.)
  • You're selling kick-ass products or services that people like. (The best emails in the world won't fix a crappy offer.)
  • You're already making at least some sales.
  • You're NOT an A-Hole — If anyone’s called you a control freak, a narcissist, or said ‘you’re impossible to work with’... trust me, we won’t vibe.

But if you’re someone who’s down-to-earth, can roll with the punches, and isn’t afraid to have a little fun along the way… we’ll get along swimmingly.

3 Email-Profit Killers that Could be
Sabotaging Your Sales

If your email list isn’t generating as many sales as you’d like — despite having a decent-sized audience…

And every time you hit “send,” are you sitting there wondering:

          “Why the heck aren’t they buying?” Like, what gives?

Chances are, at least one (or more) of these 3 Email Profit Killers are the likely culprit.

Profit Killer #1:  Generic Emails

When you look at the emails you're sending your list…

Do they feel stale and devoid of personality — like something anyone could have written?

  • Maybe they’re stiff, completely forgettable, and failing to show the beating heart of your brand…
  • Or loaded with fancy graphics that look indistinguishable to every other marketing email cluttering your subscriber’s inboxes…
  • And feel too transactional — with little thought given to building a deeper-bond with your list.

Profit Killer #2:  Not Enough Emails

Are you ghosting your email list? 

You know you should be emailing them more often — but something’s always getting in the way, right?

  • Maybe you’re so busy running your business, you simply don’t have the time to grow your business with consistent emails…
  • Perhaps you lack the expertise to craft top-notch emails that are worth sending to your list — You’re left staring at a blank screen, mind racing but no words coming out…
  • Or you’re scared your subscribers are sick of you — but trust me, when you do email right, they’ll be begging for more.

Profit Killer #3: Over-Reliance on Discounts

If slashing prices is your go-to solution to produce the bulk of your sales from email… you’ve got a serious problem.

Because while the short-term gains are sweet…

  • You’re secretly conditioning your audience to be bargain-hunters — scrolling past your emails and muttering, ‘Nah, I’ll wait for the sale.
  • You’re cheapening the value of your brand — Leaving you disheartened as the premium status you worked so hard to build loses its prestige.
  • And you’re shrinking your profit margins — Slowly bleeding away at your bottom line, leaving you with less and less to show for all your hard work.

Now, don’t get it twisted.

Discounts and flash sales? Sure, they’re powerful tools in every email marketer’s arsenal…

Just so long as you use them like hot sauce: Sparingly!

But if you want to produce consistent sales via email, you have to take a different approach.

How to Slay the Email Profit Killers

The secret to breaking free from your ‘meh’ email results?

And giving those 3 Email Profit Killers the knockout punch they deserve...

It’s all about sending what I call:

Emails with Attitude

These bad boys are personality-packed, (mostly) plain-text emails that break away from the boring, cookie-cutter marketing fluff.

Unlike those lifeless, snooze-fest emails that feel as personal as a spam bot, these are actually conversational...

With a potent mix of stories, humor, and raw authenticity,
“Emails with Attitude” don’t just sit in the inbox...
 They OWN the inbox.

People can’t wait to open them.

They get hooked, they hit reply, and, oh yeah, they buy from you… on repeat.

Think of it like this:

Emails with Attitude are the Secret Sauce:

Without them? Your marketing is bland and forgettable.
But with the right flavor? You turn ordinary ingredients into something irresistible.

This new approach flips the whole “I’m emailing too much, they’ll get annoyed” fear on its head.

When you’re sending emails that feel like part of a fun, ongoing conversation...

Meaning your audience will actually look forward to hearing from you.

And instead of leaning on constant discounts and cheap promos, 'Emails with Attitude' build real relationships…

Relationships that drive consistent, reliable sales...

… without burning out your list, or turning off your best customers.

Instead of chasing fleeting sales spikes, you’re building long-term trust and deep engagement — something that pays off for years, not just for today. 

Who the Blazes Am I... and Why Should You Trust Me with Your Emails?

Hey, I'm Kenneth Turnbull.

I’m a direct-response copywriter and email marketing pro.

I’ve written over 1,000 emails across many industries, including info-products, health supplements, service businesses, and more.

My emails have brought in over $10 million for my clients, including heavy-hitters like Tony Robbins and Stan Dahl.

But this isn’t about name-dropping and big numbers.

It’s about crafting emails that get results and make your business money.

So, if you’re tired of emails getting ignored or deleted, let’s take a look at some real examples of how my work delivers real results.

Take a Peek at Some Emails with Attitude I’m Written for Clients

Finish More Music
Steal a DJ's brain (legally)

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Tony Robbins
$200MM man's future forecast: What YOU need to know

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Tennis Evolution
Can tough love make you a better player?

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Simple Writing System
Your best ad starts here...

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Don’t Just Take My Word for It… Here’s What the Hype’s About!

"Kenneth is an All-Star Professional"

"I really enjoyed working with Kenneth.

He is committed to his craft and wrote great emails for me.

I appreciate all that Kenneth did to help me automate my business more with emails."


Jeff Salzenstein

Performance Coach and former Top 100 Tennis Pro

"This is totally bitchin', Kenneth"

 "It reads like a fast ride down a roller coaster."


John Carlton

Direct-Response Copywriting Legend

"Exceptional Email Copy"

"It was such a pleasure working with Kenneth. 

He's a great copywriter, and he crafted exceptional email copy for us.

The launch went well and better than we expected :-)"


Ana Mills

Entrepreneur, COO & Consultant to Multiple 7-Figure Businesses

You're Just 4 Steps Away from Email Magic

Ready to kick things off and turn your emails into a profit powerhouse?

Here’s how working with me goes down, step-by-step:

Step 1: The Kickoff

First, we’ll hop on a call or exchange a few emails — whatever works best for you — to get the ball rolling.

But this isn’t just about business.

I’m here to uncover what makes you, you — your quirks, your stories, even those hidden gems of anecdotes that make your brand one-of-a-kind.

Why?

The better I understand you, the more your emails will sound like your authentic voice.

We’ll also dig into what you’re promoting and nail down how often you want to hit your list (daily’s great, but if 1-3 times a week feels more your speed, that works too).

Step 2:  Crafting the Master Plan

Next, we’ll craft a killer content roadmap — your game plan to keep subscribers hooked and sales rolling in.

This is where we create the perfect mix of irresistible promos, captivating stories, and trust-building emails.

We’ll map out every detail — what you’re selling and exactly when — so your email strategy feels effortless instead of a chaotic last-minute scramble.

Think of it as your secret weapon for staying ahead of the curve — no scrambling, just smooth sailing.

Step 3: I Write, You Relax 

Here’s where things get REAL GOOD.

I’ll write emails that sound just like you — minus the late nights and the stress.

This isn’t run-of-the-mill copy — it’s tailored, personality-driven emails that your audience actually looks forward to opening.

We’ll always stay at least a week ahead, so you can stay calm while your inbox (and bank account) starts buzzing.

And if emails feel overwhelming, don’t worry — I’ve got it all covered.

Because I can manage your entire list, set up automated flows, and handle platforms like Active Campaign, aWeber, and more — so you don’t have to lift a finger.

Step 4: Keep the Profits Flowing

To keep those profits rolling in, we’ll jump on monthly calls to tweak, refine, and strategize the next winning batch of emails.

I know your time is valuable — so these calls won’t go over an hour, tops.

This way, we keep your email strategy fresh, your audience engaged, and boredom out of the picture.

Meaning: Your emails will go out on time, every time — keeping your audience hooked, engaged, and eager to buy.

When You Hire Me for Emails with Attitude,
You’ll Get to Enjoy…

  • Standing out in the inbox — No more getting lost in the sea of promotions. Your email will be the one that sparks excitement and gets clicked first
  • More emails = More opportunities to make sales — The fear of “emailing too much” will vanish as you watch more and more sales notifications roll in
  • Freeing up your time to run your business (or relax) — Feel the relief of handing off email marketing to an expert while you take back your time
  • New subscribers through word of mouth — Picture your subscribers forwarding your emails to friends because they were that funny or relatable
  • Building a lasting bond with your subscribers — Turn your list into a loyal army who flood your products with glowing reviews and rally behind your causes

And much, much more... including:

  • Emails that resonate — Laser-focused messages that strike at the heart of what matters most to your readers
  • Save time and money on fancy graphics — Discover the power of personal, plain-text emails that outperform the flashy designs
  • No more last-minute scrambling — With your email strategy mapped out weeks (or even months) in advance, you’ll always know what’s coming next

People Are Talking… And Spoiler Alert:
 It's All Good

"Very professional and very skilled"

"I had specific requirements, and Kenneth knocked them out of the park.

He knew what to do, did it fast, and was precisely what I wanted."


Dominic Bouchard

Entrepreneur and Business Consultant

"Great bullets"

""Great bullets, Ken!
 
I can see the work you put into these and it paid off."


Kevin Rogers

Founder of Copy Chief

"Kenneth is one of the most talented copywriters I know"

 "Plus, Kenneth's got a unique and well developed voice - a rare sight in today's copywriting world, where most people just sound like a carbon copy of their favorite guru.

He plays in the big leagues. And he's achieved real results for real clients."


Jim Hamilton

Newsletter Publisher, copywriter, and media-buying whizz

"Fantastic Writer"

"Fantastic writer!

Thank you for a job well done!"


Wilson Mattos

COO and Co-Founder of Rapid Crunch

"Outstanding!"

"Absolutely outstanding experience.

High quality writing and extremely fast delivery."


Barry KDP

KDP Publishing Expert

Let's Talk Pricing...

I’ll be upfront — my email copywriting is NOT cheap.

But if you want emails that don’t just pay for themselves but bring in serious revenue (and then some), you’re in the right place.

Here’s how it breaks down:

For daily emails that keep your list hooked and your revenue growing, the investment is $3,000 per month.

That’s personalized emails every single day, designed to turn subscribers into eager buyers.

Not quite ready for daily emails?

No worries, I’ve got options starting as low as $1,000 per month, customized to fit your needs and budget.

To get things rolling, it’s 50% upfront to lock in your spot on my calendar…

… with the final 50% due when a month's worth of your emails are delivered and ready to start making you money.

Ready to See What Emails with Attitude Can Do for Your Business?

Here’s the deal: You know what I bring to the table…

And you already know those boring emails just aren’t cutting it anymore.

So, if you’re ready to ramp up your email game and squeeze every dollar out of each send, now’s the time to take action.

I only take on a handful of clients at a time.

And once my calendar’s full, that’s it. I’d hate for you to miss out just because you waited a little too long.

Click the button below to book a call at a time that works for you.

We’ll dive into your current email strategy, see if we’re a good fit, and if we are…

You’ll have some sizzling-hot emails that are ready to drive serious results in no time.

Book a Call